Rules for Surviving Vegas - The Art Perfected

Bed Sheets make for an excellent source of privacy for those in the shower as people get ready. Gone are those days of lonely showers or embarrassing glances in the mirror to sneak a peek.

Trash bags = one trip to the ice machine for the boys. This has allowed us to decrease the horizontal plane of the bathtub significantly while increasing the vertical plane. Forgot the trash bags? No problem! Use pillowcases, as seen on the right.

Don’t get cray, what she order? Fish filet. But not really. A Costco sized bag of King’s Hawaiian roll allows you to drink more and last the entire night. My recommendation: 1 roll for every 3-4 drinks - adjust accordingly for weight and height of the individual.

Wicked Spoon buffet at Cosmopolitan hotel. $29.99 for the best buffet ever! $37.99 if you’d like unlimited mimosas to go along with your meal. Don’t shop around, just go there. Perfect to set you up for your afternoon nap right before going out that night. Either the buffet or a Fat Tuesdays with an extra shot. I tend to choose one or the other just because you can’t eat and drink in excess, adjacently.
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so funny! but verrry clever!
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That, ladies & gentlemen, is my Legacy! Thanks D.Luu
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Vegas guidance:D
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